I must say, I haven't had experienced a thriller like this since a month, when I was suffering from a serious case of the Runs ("Durchfall" for ze Germanspeaking fans) and a cold
at the same time - in other words, every time I had to sneeze it was like playing Russian Roulette. Sorry ladies for the graphic detail (yeah, that's you @Licaon - btw am I on your
list? Wink wink, nudge nudge*)
That being said:
I confess. It was me. I ripped parts from @'Bandion''s model and frankensteined it into a locomotive while using @Jansch his hacked account. Or was it the other way around? I don't
remember anymore. Oh no, wait. I've been manipulating both sides into doing the 101 at the same time. I was that customer of @Bandion, trying to "trump" things up a bit (OMG,
bad political pun there). When I knew @Jansch was getting close I've threatened @trunky and @Bandion to finish it right away. If they didn't, I would've send nudes from myself.
As you might imagine, they've complied with unnatural haste, that's what the promise of psychological scarring will do. Trust me, my nudes are better fertility control then
China's 1-child-policy.
By the way, thanks for the hat-tip @Skyjoe , you miserable thief. You've not learned from me - you outright copy-pasted my work! I can tell, because on those last projects the grime
seemed very similar to mine. Only better, more detailed and more realistic. But aside those minor details, they were almost the same. From a distance and when squinting.
As you all might've guessed I sacrifice myself on the altar of Transport Fever. What's one innocent life compared to dozens of good mods? Nothing. Never mind the bogus confession, as long
as everyone agrees it's true, it must be true. So, in short:
And @Bandion, if you leave: I'll release a "Hello Kitty" or disturbing Hentai repaintpack of all your models you pr*ck. ![]()
* Don't hate me, if you want to scold and torture me, do it in PM... There's so much public humiliation I can take. I've played the part of a little girl** once in a stageplay whilst being a chubby boy. So yeah. I thought it would
help my acting career at age 11, but I was sadly mistaken.
** Yes, I wore a dress and a orange wig with pigtails. I sang a song about starvation in Africa***. This is actually true, no joke.
*** No, it didn't raise awareness, it made people laugh. Especially my friends and parents****
**** If you're actually reading all this extra footnotes, it's time to do something more interesting. Like sleeping.